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It's Huge!!! "My God! It's so BIG!” she yelled as the enormous slab of love meat grew to gargantuan proportions. "I'll just have to grab it with my mouth" she muffled as the monster exploded and drenched her in gooze. "This will never work... I'll just have to put it up my butt!" And so begins this tale of... THE ONE-EYED MONSTER!